Hooray for Dolly Parton! The country music legend (who looks remarkable for 105) made a few jokes about Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan at a concert in LA the other night. And assuming that neither Britney or Lindsay have much in the way of a sense of humour, it could be hair extensions at dawn the next time either of them bump into Dolly.Dolly told the crowd:
"Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan - ain't it awful?"
She continued:
"If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI!"
She's got a point.
But we doubt Lindsay or her new 'girlfriend' Sam Ronson will find that remotely amusing.
She then added sympathetically:
"I kinda feel sorry for them. We should give those two a break."But she declined to say which part of them she'd like to break. Necks perhaps...
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